2013 Nationals "Official Thread"

Nov 20, 2011
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Gentleman the starting gate drops 6/21! The stage has been set for an epic event. The 2013 series championships are done and results are in the books:

Street Stock - JB has had the formula for success all season. His innovative fleet spun a web of speed that left us all shaking our heads. nothing will induce the fetal position in a racer like the mention of the color Green, Red, Black and Orange. Now that's a Rainbow Sondoo wishes he had....LOL. Will the dominance continue or will a newly designed wheel bring an end to the JB colored cocktail of doom!

Street Pro - Quicktime has quickly emerged as the top overall talent at the NPWDRL. He has redesigned his fleet to perfection. Mastering the Street Pro build is the Gate Way to MOTM status. He now has his sites set on total domination. Will he sing a song all the way to a National Championship, or will an opening act steal the show.

Eliminator - Perfection is what you need in this class....and that is what was delivered by Mr. Meticulous, Spirit Racing. With the right setup he could easily slip into the number one spot!

Unlimited - He's got big bearings, She's got bearings, but he's got the biggest bearing of them all........GOATBOY! If you think you got big bearings meet Goatboy on June 22nd....enough said!

Street Rod - Its been a roller coaster of excitement. Ernst and Young have just audited the rules and we are set for an exciting rebirth. If you want to be Fast and Furious you better find some Stonecold swagger. who can spoil his National Championship run?

Topics of Interest

Le Freaky - He is back on the NPWDRL Radar. He is already making a splash, give him time to settle in and I'm sure it will be like Ole Times!

Mr. Butterhole - the no show Peeping Tom has re-emerged. So far he is all talk....who knows maybe he will actually build a car this time.

Dance Off - Mr. Chips is looking for that elusive first win so he can show the world his Fatboy Shuffle. Meanwhile Sondoo is looking to bust the Rainbow.

Well gang it is almost here! Prep well my friends....prep well!
 
Some say they want to see it. Others say don't do it. Mr. Chips and the Fat boy shuffle. That's right gang the challenge was issued to me to do a YOUTUBE video of the dance if Sondo007 breaks sub 3.0. So at sub 3 its just the dance. At sub 2.98 it will be the dance with either more entertainment or less clothing. Could get interesting here.

Other challenges by Mr. Chips is to get Mr. Butterhole to send in cars or mobile's as he calls them. Earlier this week I made a posting about honoring commitments. We have all seen the big talk so do the big show and send in.

This not only applies to BH but anyone who believes they have talent. We welcome you all to participate. I unfortunately will not be live at this race but it will be well attended. If I dance it will have to be a private recording studio with Mr. Chips and DD4H.

If I can win a national race I will dance. I will dance many times. Only once though will it be recorded.

Long live the Goonies!

Chunk..... I mean Chips
 
Thanks Reso! 10 more days and the gate will be dropped over and over! I haven't even finished my cars yet, work has been crazy!! That's a good thing. I will be in full force with all I got, I just hope it's enough! Let the tuning began. The give always are incredible a HUGE thanks to those you have stepped up and sponsored this race your generosity is much appreciated.
 
From Reso:
Unlimited - He's got big bearings, She's got bearings, but he's got the biggest bearing of them all........GOATBOY! If you think you got big bearings meet Goatboy on June 22nd....enough said!

From OPA:
Maybe, maybe, maybe. I am sending either 3 or 4 bearing cars in my attempt to unseat GB.
If I beat GB, he owes me a dinner. If GB beats me, I owe him one. Odds: 45:55 w/ GB favored.
 
Opa,

I say whomever beats Goatboy should receive a trophy with two big bearings! Maybe have the inscription read:

From Goatboy With Love!



lol


OPARENNEN said:
From Reso:
Unlimited - He's got big bearings, She's got bearings, but he's got the biggest bearing of them all........GOATBOY! If you think you got big bearings meet Goatboy on June 22nd....enough said!

From OPA:
Maybe, maybe, maybe. I am sending either 3 or 4 bearing cars in my attempt to unseat GB.
If I beat GB, he owes me a dinner. If GB beats me, I owe him one. Odds: 45:55 w/ GB favored.