aksnowfun said:tracks run slower at seal level
*insert only seal joke I know*
A penguin is having car problems so pulls into the service station in a small town. The mechanic takes a look, and tells the penguin that it'd take about an hour or so, gets the penguin's number, and tells him he'll call when he's finished.
The penguin sees an ice cream stand across the way and goes in for a cone. Not too long after, the mechanic calls, and the penguin goes back over. The mechanic says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"What? Oh! No. It's just ice cream."