FIRST OF ALL.....Billy, the not so dumb Red Neck, knows this is the wheel and axle thread. But he felt this had much to do with wheels and axles so it should be close enough. Now ya gotta understand, Billy's not your average Red Neck. Like i told Y'all before he's kinda like a mix somewhere between Doc, the Professor in Back to the Future and Karl Childers in Slingblade . In between his shock treatments and if he stays on his meds he'll have a good day every now and then. Sometimes the poor ole boy gets lost in thought when he's sitting there looking out the window and rubbing his hands together. But you can always tell when he's ciphering on something because his bottom jaw sticks out and his hair starts getting curly. Yesterday he jumped up and got on the computer and did a quick eBay search. He was looking for Krytox and he found the regular .25 oz bottle and it was $15.95 plus $6.00 shipping and $1.54 tax for a total of $23.49. Certainly no where near the price of the real good stuff. With EVERYTHING being equal and a car in the red lane with graphite and a car with Krytox in the blue lane Billy's putting a 20 spot on the blue lane pretty much every time. Billy is a get by kinda guy and even though he doesn't have all his senses he sorta looks at everything in dollars and cents. Now i gotta hand it to him he's like Jethro Bodineon on the Beverley Hillbilles the boys good at ciphering. When he put's pen to paper he's getting the right answer even if he has to take off his brogans. After he got done scratching around, he put his pen in his pocket and said i'm gonna do it !! I''m gonna go to the salvage store to get Momma (that's what he call's his wife...Momma) that perfume i saw the other day. He said if them fellers will buy a cheap grade of Krytox oil that costs $12,026.88 a gallon just to win a race. I don't mind buying buying Momma a gallon of perfume that only cost 20 bucks. No need to check his ciphering the ole boy's right. So if you remember how high you feel after winning a race imagine how low Billy felt after he handed Momma a $20.00 a gallon perfume !! Momma hasn't spoke a word to Billy since yesterday and today he had to make his own breakfast. Billy wants to know if any y'all got an extra $23.49 laying around. He wants to try some a that Krytox with his mustard and biscuits. Glad i'm in a graphite only class, but like they say "If ya wanna be quick ya gotta be slick". Go get em oilers !! Y'all Freaky Fast just don't foul the track like us graphite boys.
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