Billy's Red Neck No Sympathy For The Devil; The Holy Water Incident

Feb 23, 2015
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Building his latest creation it was past he bewitching hour when Billy began to eye drop John's Holy Water. Being tired, sleepy and a tad cranky Billy was up way beyond hie bedtime. Axle 1, carefully appling just a drop Billy placed the eyedropper back in the bottle. Yep it tipped over. Billy, now in the panic mode, shouted"quick, get me a razor blade and one of my insulin syringes.

It was somewhat of a paradox watching him scrape up the magic Ju Ju Juice Holy Water while mumbling words that weren't quiet so Holy. The good news is he salvaged enough to possible get him thru the season or until John, in his never ending search for products to make us faster, may introduce a new H202.0 Holy Water. Thanks for your great products John !!



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Please tell me that surface was super clean with no kind of dust, lint or anything on it. If there is so much as a spec in that oil that’s bad as you won’t be able to see it, but once it gets in that bore your speed could be all but gone.
 
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Please tell me that surface was super clean with no kind of dust, lint or anything on it. If there is so much as a spec in that oil that’s bad as you won’t be able to see it, but once it gets in that bore your speed could be all but gone.

Yeah, that would be nice when accidentally spilling it on a counter or table of some sort, but even if you do question the cleanliness of the surface, who knows, that might just bet the next best oil, with no explanation to why it’s fast LOL.
 
Please tell me that surface was super clean with no kind of dust, lint or anything on it. If there is so much as a spec in that oil that’s bad as you won’t be able to see it, but once it gets in that bore your speed could be all but gone.
No such thing as dust free down here !! But at least the dropper was still full of unspilled Exxon Valdez......
 
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Ok short story... my work is auto collision. I’m office now as can’t physically do the heavy work anymore... but a long time ago when I also painted... all night tinting this hard metallic green that the factory formula was too far off since it was painted before. FINALLY get it close enough to blend out and what do I do? Knock the dam can off the bench on the floor. I say screw this and scrape it up with cardboard and run it thru a double strainer. Then sprayed the car. Yeah, when I was done there was so much dirt in the paint you’d think it was covered in 36 grit. It’s never a good thing to paint a car twice when you are only getting paid to paint it once. I’ll never forget that adventure. That was the flashback I had the moment I read your post. Lol
 
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Every racer has been there. Every racer has done that (with the exception of rescuing oil with a spare syringe). And now, you will have a "oil stand", like every racer. It's one of those things no one thinks to tell someone when they are asking, "what tools do I need?" I remember being just overcome by sheer happiness I felt when I tipped a bottle over and watched $40 pour out in liquid form at a blink of the eye.
 
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Seriously cool John.
Yeah Rat Rod... definitely gotta make a holder. I knocked mine over too but thankfully the cap was on but I about had a heart attack. That was my first oil ever and I learned quick.
 
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