Pinewood Illuminati Manifesto

[Mr Chips Racing]

I was asked to share this info. Since I am a reasonable guy, I figured why not. The views in the below statement do not represent the views of Mr. Chips

I am posting this under duress from the Pinewood Illuminati:

This is Laserman speaking to you on behalf of the Pinewood Illuminati...

This sock puppet named Mr. Chips is merely my vessel that I am using to carry our message to you.

The Pinewood Illuminati is displeased with the recent posts on this forum...

As certainly as the sock puppet Chips will succumb under the enormous weight of the Pinewood Illuminati...

So too will all those who stand against us...

There is no place in the PWD community that the Pi does not have a hand.

Godspeed...

 

[DerbyDad4Hire]

OK now this is funny. The Illuminaughty is growing on me.

 

[DerbyDad4Hire]

OK I reread it and once again LOL!!! (Just for you Joseph)

 

[CivilWarTalk]

 

[B_Regal Racing]

A couple of threads in here could have gone horribly wrong (or at least, I'm conditioned to think that way), while in fact, they have entertaining. I love the light-hearted humor....

 

[speed bump]

haha I just found out I am a cross breed. My car is being controlled by the Illuminati. Boy I knew it had to be something!

 

[CivilWarTalk]

I think the Illuminati have been controlling the Pinewood Derby all along. How else do you explain being forced to run four wheels touching in every race we run in scouts!

You know what else they control? These guys who think they can run cars quickly down a Pinewood Derby track using all bent axles, they have to be agents of the Illuminati. Nothing else can explain it. It's not an opinion you can argue, it's just a fact!

 

[CivilWarTalk]

Wow, was it that bad of a joke?

 

[Rocket car]

Wow, was it that bad of a joke?

I don't know. Who wouldn't believe Jesus in a plastic tub!!!!

 

[DerbyDad4Hire]

Joe asked me to make sure everyone had the correct spelling. It is Illuminaughty.

 

[speed bump]

See now they are controlling the spelling too! Just playing around John. No harm just picking with topic.